Yo yo

another big yap coming your way. It’s been a while since I made one, but thought what the hey might as well pump from another. This time I am on the gimmicks that are used in the WWE and how some of them are talking so damn stupid.

Lately we have been given the gift of Jericho and how he turned observed in the consciousness of the people around and enjoy the WWE. This is a good thing. . when he was on his way back from his theme of his re-training to save us. However, he has turned into the legend killer, like fur by the last Wrestlemania. Now it seems to me if I’m wrong, but we did not already use a different fighter, the gimmick? And they are not very old very quickly? I mean, come with something a bit new to our senses.

I know that it’s hard to do this if you are 60 year olds writing the storylines for the shows have, and they have been so for many years. Finally, they run out of ideas. Or they think that they ran the last time gimmicks was so long ago that they can be renewed again observed with the young audience. I can understand though, that Randy Orton Legend killing day not so far back.

Why not marriage gimmicks like they did with Miss Elizabeth. Oh wait it has with John Cena’s father always kicked in the head. Yes, I do not know a spouse, but his family, for me it’s the same thing. These gimmicks are not teaching our children, which shows how to get it on someone, why go through if you can, after someone else go and torture them emotionally. There are great games that do not make us change our views or attitudes about what is right and wrong.

Now the gimmick they got with Santina is worth gold for me. This is absolutely hilarious with him on the Amazon claim that it is not half the woman who “Santina”. It is an innocent play with tons of branches off for later. It is not something that can be run for long. If so then it is just dragging a dead cat behind it. Aka, it stinks.

I’m just glad that they have two gimmicks that has basically stopped me off my TV. WWE, when appeared on the screen. These gimmicks are the Finlay and the genetic jackhammer. Now people know what they are, so I wont go into detail on them. What they should do is, but to use horn as they return to the beginning of 2008, when he was still a little person “Mini Boogeyman” The things that they used in this game fighting mad. They took the green mist. Which to me is VERY poorly utilized. They even had a mini Royal Rumble, the absolutely hilarious and one of the best matches I seen for a long time.

Some of the best gimmicks are never used. You do not see any more hill billies. You do not even need an anti-establishment characters in the ring. Allows use DX for min. Sure, some of their sketches were not very polite to me as they used especially of a sexual nature to her jokes. But the interaction between Hunter Hurst and Shawn Michaels had some of the best moments in the WWF or WWE history.

My favorite sketch of the two, it was where Hunter takes Shawn backstage and commented, as they were not in dispute. Then Shawn comes to superkicking interns and office staff left and right, while he complains down the hall. The stuff worked, and it attracted the customers. I personally do not know why she can not go back and do that something like this but with new wrestlers. The stuff was incredibly Orton does suck. There was no gimmick and no storylines. Orton just came to the ring and pushed people into their heads. Yes, I know I have mentioned in my last yap but c’mon. . it really suck.

One can say that it is aware that some of the things they are trying terribly when she brought the deadman picture of his motorcycle. That was a big step from her side was. There are only so they can do with a biker image, and they definitely do not want the Undertaker heel, as he was a fan favorite. Some of the biggest hype, which I saw from previous major events was the Undertaker half-killed himself and he always sits up again. But they toned it down. He sits back up but you can now see that it it look like it’s an effort. In order to show the audience that he was actually injured. Whatever happens, you can not hurt the deadman?

Some of the best gags I’ve seen, is indeed the DX gimmicks, but also the Bushwackers. The guys rocked when they had a game. Who else can lick another mans head and make it look so tasty. These guys were golden, and for me they were difficult to use too little. The last broadcast they had was in the Royal Rumble gimmick on 1 April 2001 at WrestleMania 17 They were literally in the ring for all of maybe 3 seconds combined time but that match I can not remember who won, but I definitely remember that you enjoy your moment. Absolutely the best of all games I have seen no more wrestlers.

Personally, I say for WWE, its history guys release and grab a young team with fresh ideas. I do not think that’s asking a lot. Personally, I have not really watched WWE shows, for the past while due to the fact that either exist totally stupid and idiotic gimmicks or not at them.

An example would be Batista. Where is his gimmick? Everything he does is strut around the ring turn. He cannot wrestle. . He has no gimmick. . what is the point with him in the WWE anyways. To it binds with the skills of Khali. I have seen these two men fighting outside of the WWE, so I know what their abilities. Both have no art and no gimmicks. Khali sure they tried a stunt, but c’mon, this is a clubber dude. He swings his arms 2 miles an hour.

90% of people in the WWE now have gimmicks that suck. The rest do not even gimmicks. Bloody-jobbers. If this continues, what is the point of just wrestling and more. I say buy the rings anthology, so you can see what is actually wrestling. Jericho beats the people in their 60’s and 70’s is ridiculous. It is a waste of our time and money to see stuff like this when there better things that we do. Like eating battery acid.

The WWE should stop insulting their audience and know that some in fact a brain. Note I said some. Just some of the shows, there are people who still attack directly the barriors and try the wrestlers. Or you can see some of them, spit on the rings, as they make their way on the ring. Some of these wrestlers to play a major heel. So big that I think, in fact, some people do not remember what is real and what is fake. For those of us that actually give an education and do not drink from the toilet, I say its time to the WWE a chance to renew itself by turning our attention to the indy hit. There are some very small businesses are having a good talent and some of their wrestlers have gimmicks that are worth enjoying. They are actually worth, that our time and money.

Thank you for your time reading this. This was my big yap, and I think it’s time to close it.